by Sid13 » Fri Oct 30, 2015 11:17 pm
I can think of a couple of other short bawdy poems by Keats. One begins "Over the hill and over the dale" and is sometimes titled "Dawlish Fair":
Over the hill and over the dale,
And over the bourn to Dawlish--
Where gingerbread wives have a scanty sale
And gingerbread nuts are smallish.
Rantipole Betty she ran down a hill
And kicked up her petticoats fairly.
Says I, "I'll be Jack if you will be Jill."
So she sat on the grass debonairly.
"Here's somebody coming, here's somebody coming!"
Say I, "'Tis the wind at a parley."
So without any fuss, any hawing and humming,
She lay on the grass debonairly.
"Here's somebody here, and here's somebody there!"
Says I, "Hold your tongue, you young gipsy."
So she held her tongue and lay plump and fair,
And dead as a Venus tipsy.
O who wouldn't hie to Dawlish fair,
O who wouldn't stop in a meadow?
O who would not rumple the daisies there,
And make the wild fern for a bed do?
The second one begins "O blush not so" and is sometimes published as "Sharing Eve's Apple":
O blush not so! O blush not so!
Or I shall think you knowing;
And if you smile the blushing while,
Then maidenheads are going.
There's a blush for won't, and a blush for shan't,
And a blush for having done it:
There's a blush for thought, and a blush for naught,
And a blush for just begun it.
O sigh not so! O sigh not so!
For it sounds of Eve's sweet pippin;
By those loosened hips you have tasted the pips
And fought in an amorous nipping.
Will you play once more at nice-cut-core,
For it only will last our youth out?
And we have the prime of the kissing time,
We have not one sweet tooth out.
There's a sigh for yes, and a sigh for no,
And a sigh for I can't bear it!
O what can be done, shall we stay or run?
O, cut the sweet apple and share it!