I just love that it seems every Bollywood movie (or at least the ones I've seen) have three things in common: 1) there are always song-and-dance numbers, no matter what the location or the plot or the characters, 2) they're all hard core about good Indian values (rural is preferable to urban, Indian men/women always win in a love triangle involving a non-Indian man/woman, the West corrupts otherwise good Indian youngsters, the girls are always wearing sari's during pivotal moments or song sequences, no matter if they're actually in warm, sunny India or cavorting on frozen Alpine mountain tops), and 3) Shahrukh Khan is always in them!

