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Random phrase generators...

Postby Saturn » Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:24 pm

Now for some fun for a change guys...

Click the links:

1. Random Oscar Wilde quote generator

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

2. Surrealist compliment generator

Cry for the stiffness of the earlobe. The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still. How long must I suffer with your undergarments? :lol:

3. Shakespearean insult generator

O thou beslubbering, hedge-born bugbear.

See what you come up with :lol:
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Re: Random phrase generators...

Postby Heaven/Hell » Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:49 am

This ought to cheer up a drizzly Monday morning...
Shakespeare was always so very perceptive, he's got me with this one...

O thou warped, dismal-dreaming bum.
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Postby Saturn » Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:20 am

:mrgreen:
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Postby Credo Buffa » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:12 am

"Hermaphrodites around the galaxy desire that you turn your rock and crochet bowl to its loudest setting."

And I like this one from the Oscar Wilde generator, because it's quite true: "By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation."
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Postby Saturn » Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:25 am

How I wish it were true :shock:

It's surely a Wildean paradox though?

It's the attached men who are more attractive surely because they are out of bounds.

I get more looks if I'm walking with a pretty girl than if I'm on my own.
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Postby Heaven/Hell » Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:55 am

Saturn wrote:I get more looks if I'm walking with a pretty girl than if I'm on my own.


More than likely they're wondering what the hell "she's doing with him?" :P
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Postby AsphodelElysium » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:23 am

Here's another from Wilde.

"Men always want to be a woman's first love; women have a more subtle instinct: what they like is to be a man's last romance."

Hmm, still pondering this one. In my cynic's mind men don't care about love or romance in any way, shape, or form. Sorry, moment of singles bitterness.
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Give me new Phoenix wings to fly at my desire."
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Postby Credo Buffa » Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:23 am

Saturn wrote:How I wish it were true :shock:

It's surely a Wildean paradox though?

It's the attached men who are more attractive surely because they are out of bounds.

I get more looks if I'm walking with a pretty girl than if I'm on my own.

The men who are with someone are the ones you know have it in them to be "tamed", but the ones who are resolutely single are more of a challenge, and therefore much more of a prize.
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