I love that lavender blonde

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I love that lavender blonde

Postby Pjerrot » Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:37 am

I love that lavender blonde
- after Lady Gaga

I grew up to the beat of electronic drums
and yes I did spell philosophy wrong,
its part of the joke; I'm sure that was obvious…

What shade of blonde is your favorite?
I get asked about that frequently --
it's hard to choose...
I guess I'd need to dye my hair blonde first though…

As much as I love everything pictured,
do you have any text messages that you don't want other people reading?
We have detected that you do not have it on your computer.

I look so fat in the pictures I want to cry;
I touch myself:

Welcome to blonde design.

this evening, let's do it…

I love this stuff.

… I love you.

That was great,
You're so observant, but I think that comes with being a journalist and someone a bit stuck in the past.

My lavender is just coming in.

So happy I could die.



(*If by some miracle you've managed to get anything out of that, congratulations. This has been an experiment in flarf poetry.)
Ah! I will taste that dew, for me ’tis meet,/And when the moon her pallid face discloses,/I’ll gather some by spells, and incantation.
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Re: the old toothbrush or, a thought on recycling

Postby Pjerrot » Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:23 pm

the old toothbrush
- or, a thought on recycling

My toothbrush is generously old.
I take the old toothbrush and place it in my dishwasher.
It is worth its weight in diamonds and gold.

An old toothbrush still has some life left.
Instead of throwing them away,
recycle it instead of tossing it in the land fills.

They're also good for jewelry.
Enjoy!

Ah, the old toothbrush!
think of the many different ways that it may benefit you.

Take a look around:
just because you can't use it for dental care doesn't mean it can't be useful.

I don't know what I'd do without old toothbrushes.
Ah! I will taste that dew, for me ’tis meet,/And when the moon her pallid face discloses,/I’ll gather some by spells, and incantation.
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Re: I love that lavender blonde

Postby Cybele » Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:45 pm

I must admit that I had to Google "flarf."
Thank you, Pjerrot, for the new "flavor" of poetry to explore!
"The philosopher proves that the philosopher exists. The poet merely enjoys existence."
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Re: I love that lavender blonde

Postby gstormcrow » Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:07 pm

I like both of those flarf poems.(my favourite is "The Old Toothbrush") Though not to my tastes, they both come off as artisticly naive and "campy" (both of those terms I mean in a good way) like spoofs - similar in many respects to what Rocky Horror Picture Show was to music & horror movies. They also appear to be lots of fun to make. Cheers for stretching the boundaries of poetic creativity!
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